Contact Eric Dimbleby by email (edimbleby@gmail.com). When he returns from the places he has escaped to, he will answer.

The dreaded Beak Man is a doppelganger for your own sorry sockless soul. He haunts your dreams and grows alongside you. Though you desire peace, he seeks interminable war, at the hands of bloody claws and shrieking war cries. Don't touch his beak.